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this one of my favorite websites. every entry is a dear something ...... sincerely something. they are so clever and they kill me. let me share some of the jems.

Dear Dumbledore,

I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!

Sincerely, Gandalf.

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Dear Martin Luther King Jr., 

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now? 

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Dear Disney,

Thanks for giving me unrealistic expectations about love.

  Sincerely, Still Waiting for Prince Charming.

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Dear America,

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my free health care.

  Sincerely, Canada.

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Dear Voldemort,

A couple of lies would take care of that.

Sincerely, Pinocchio.

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Dear Arial,

Let's face it, you just aren't my type.

Sincerely, Times New Roman.

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Dear Birds,

We do WHAT?!

 Sincerely, the Bees.

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Dear Wicked Witch of the West,

So... how exactly did you shower?

Sincerely, Curious

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Dear 6,

Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.

Sincerely, 7.